Greetings, Internuts! It is I, Brando, here to reveal to you some shocking truths about your old class notes!

You may not know it, but deep within your dusty binders and spiral notebooks lurk strange and wonderous creatures. These are the doodles we draw when we're bored and restless, stuck listening to calculus lessons and art history lectures. Over the years we advance through gradeschool and college as they're left behind to sit amongst the blue lines and punched holes...

Recently, on a whim, I went through my own ancient archives of High School and College notebooks, and inside I found a thriving ecosystem of fascinating creatures that have evolved beyond anyone's expectations! Really! Here I've named and catalogued each of these bewildering, throw-away creations so that science may learn from my discoveries!